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Religion Is Very Important Here

It may be time to call Jigga - as seen in the next to images, I feel bad for you son, but I got 99 problems, but plagiarism is number one.

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Snoop, anything to say about this?

Otherwise, you might feel safer going to this church:

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This is the ministry that ministers to the whole man; unfortunately, it doesn’t minister to our entire camera lens.

The King of Queens

Even the ghetto has a private “members only” club:

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Unfortunately, dues or membership must be so low that this is the only banner they can afford.

Ghetto Shopping

A picture is worth a thousand misspelled words:
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How many can you count?

  1. Cigaret
  2. Beuaty
  3. Deoderant

Fuck it, at least they got “bacon” right.

Bad Plates

A day out cruisin’ wouldn’t be the same without the obligatory knobhead license plate game.

Here are today’s winners:

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For the latter, our lens missed the multiple Disney bumper stickers.

The Chicago Fire Department Is Proud of This

OK, seriously, wtf?

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This one is just offensive…

Obviously they fired the innocuous motherfucker who came up with “getting jiggy with it at $1.99″ and replaced him with this asswipe:

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I like to eat

…but not at any of these places…

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Check out the way that dog is just chillin’ with his brew, and, inexplicably, with his football helmet.

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Oh my… I’m going to leave this one alone, save to say, why do these little shitholes always insist on knowing how “I” like it??

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We three G’s of orient are… would you eat at a place called the Three G’s? By the way, this is on the edge of the ghetto, so it’s likely that these G’s have little street cred.