Bait'n'Switch

Still Holding Out Hope

Bait — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:41:42 +0000

Sing along, kids!

One of these things is not like the other …

One of these things is a few weeks behind …

(Original image, from today. Not Photoshopped aside from the watermark.)

Shit, we’ve lost another one

Bait — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:24:51 +0000

RIP George Carlin.

I will use obscenities on live television in your honor.

… though I think only two of the original Seven Things You Can Never Say On Television are still forbidden.

Religion Is Very Important Here

Draw Ambassador — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:44:48 +0000

It may be time to call Jigga - as seen in the next to images, I feel bad for you son, but I got 99 problems, but plagiarism is number one.

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Snoop, anything to say about this?

Otherwise, you might feel safer going to this church:

This is the ministry that ministers to the whole man; unfortunately, it doesn’t minister to our entire camera lens.

The King of Queens

Draw Ambassador — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:51:52 +0000

Even the ghetto has a private “members only” club:

Unfortunately, dues or membership must be so low that this is the only banner they can afford.

Ghetto Shopping

Draw Ambassador — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:50:53 +0000

A picture is worth a thousand misspelled words:

How many can you count?

Cigaret
Beuaty
Deoderant

Fuck it, at least they got “bacon” right.

Bad Plates

Draw Ambassador — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:54:18 +0000

A day out cruisin’ wouldn’t be the same without the obligatory knobhead license plate game.

Here are today’s winners:

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For the latter, our lens missed the multiple Disney bumper stickers.

The Chicago Fire Department Is Proud of This

Draw Ambassador — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:52:51 +0000

OK, seriously, wtf?

This one is just offensive…

Draw Ambassador — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:49:04 +0000

Obviously they fired the innocuous motherfucker who came up with “getting jiggy with it at $1.99″ and replaced him with this asswipe:

I like to eat

Draw Ambassador — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:47:47 +0000

…but not at any of these places…

Check out the way that dog is just chillin’ with his brew, and, inexplicably, with his football helmet.

Oh my… I’m going to leave this one alone, save to say, why do these little shitholes always insist on knowing how “I” like it??

We three G’s of orient are… would you eat at a place called the Three G’s? By the way, this is on the edge of the ghetto, so it’s likely that these G’s have little street cred.

How I spent my Sunday

Draw Ambassador — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:42:02 +0000

I spent Sunday with Bait driving through areas where White People Fear to Tread, but it was well worth it. We were able to go straight to the heart of the fart and bring you things that khaki wearers do not know exist. Let’s first start out with this little ditty:

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As you can see, maintaining a proper coiffeur is a necessity - even when you’re on food stamps and layaway.