Overweight? Want a change? — Yes. -and no. So pass the pie, already!
Cosmopolitan Personals : Do you need someone to touch — Wasn’t that Jefferson Airplane? I hear Grace Slick beltin’ out this tune. -or perhaps Jim Carrey, in that scene from The Cable Guy.
Hey Stud — I almost thought this one was legit. The lady who sized me for my Craftmatic Adjustable Wang Harness mails me all the time.
Did you know? You can live and work in the USA! — You sure can, so long as you carry a blue passport.
Re: Criminal investigation . . — Crime? As in, the pathetic performance of the US dollar vs the Euro or GB Pound? I’m a’gettin’ pounded, that’s for damn sure. I may as well be wearing a cocktail dress in a prison yard.
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December 13th, 2004 at 08:12:57
Grace Slick? Doesn’t she offer hand-battered fish? Or was that Grace Jones? You be the call. I report, you decide.
December 13th, 2004 at 08:49:43
Was Grace Slick not still with Starship when they recorded the all-time classic “We Built this City” (on rock and rooooolll)? I believe she was. That song is three-days-without-a-shower, rotting-clam-chowder pantee.
December 13th, 2004 at 10:15:43
Yes, but she did, after all, build that city on rock and roll. It’s just like Ronnie said… just like Ronnie said…. be my little baby. Baby, my darling, oh oh oh oh oh.