Intersting spam seems to be the taste of this holiday season.
Take your Award - Mr. Smallest thing 2006 :))
It only gets better from there:
I
don’t care why your prick is so small, but 83% of women do.
That number is suspect. I think it’s G-Dub’s disapproval rating. Where is your survey data, please?
They are pretty sure that bigger schlong will make their desire stronger.
Really? Time to put that to the test. Grab your preferred laydee and pose a brief opinion pole — er, poll:
Honey, I know you’re not at all in the mood… but what if I were suddenly sporting a giant redwood? You know, something I could use to knock out a couple of walls? Do you think your reaction would be:
A: “Yes! Please remove my sweatpants and all-covering undies — I want all of that, and I want it now!”
B: “erm, I don’t have room for that”
C: “move, it’s blocking the TV and I’m watching my Lifetime Movie of the Week!”
Let us know. We’ll post survey results … one of these days.
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December 15th, 2006 at 16:00:10
I’m knocking down walls!
A bigger schlong will make their desire longer? Hrmph. Only a bigger paycheck makes that happen, my friend.
December 19th, 2006 at 19:05:30
“Paycheck?”
In my country, we refer to that as a “second penis.” -and I’m glad to say, I’ve got three!