It’s been a while since I’ve posted any spam. It’s not for a lack of material. Nay, my spam filter is not unlike a sheepskin scabbard, if you know what I mean… but the bits that get through have been of poor quality. Stock scam this, horny teenagers that…

Some days, though, I get spam that makes me want to turn off the filter and feast heartily on what comes through. Today is one of those days.

And I quote:

“My dick is so big, it’s a tax write-off.”
“My dick is so big, it has a horizon.”
“My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.”

Aye.

For a moment, there, I thought it was a message I had sent to meself.

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