As always, separating the wheat from the chaff… Here’s my favorite spam from the past week:

now I am a new man — sex changes work wonders

HATE condoms, but need to stay safe? — stay away from dem skank hos

Download bridget jones movie — having successfully avoided it in theatres and as an in-flight movie, I’ll be damned if I’m seeing it now!

the glittering golden box — oh no, pal. I swore off blondes a long time ago. Nothing but trouble. More maintenance than an old foreign car.

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before — “Babe, I’m going into porno!”

congratulations to subscribers who played our last winner — if they got played, they aren’t really winners

Reach 100,000 people every month. — only 100,000? Sounds like kind of a lame porn site.

1-4 extra inches makes a massive difference — I’ll say. Ever spent 9+ hours in coach?

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