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Worst. Spam. Ever.

What’s great is when spammers make programming errors. Check out the following template fuckup:


%CHILL
%DICK

%CONTACT http://%URL/d/1.php

%BYE
%ASSHOLE n

For the uninitiated, variables in Windows batch/script language usually have the percent signs on both sides of the word.

4 Responses to “Worst. Spam. Ever.”

  1. Dtrexxx Says:

    Why do I suspect you often hear those two statements ? Maybe they thought it was the only way you’d understand ;)

  2. Dtrexxx Says:

    Someone at the office just forwarded an e-mail with this content to the entire organisation asking if it was normal to receive several copies of this.

    My advice?

    %chill
    %dick

  3. Bait Says:

    Actually, the only words I understand involve food.

  4. Dtrexx Says:

    %Bye
    %Asshole

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