In the spirit of those Budweiser “Real American Heros” adverts, let’s salut today’s wanker:

Picture it: Big city. Business district. Post-work rush hour.

A few minutes into his ride, a passenger walks to the front of the bus to berate the driver. “Are you having mechanical problems?! -or is there some reason we aren’t moving??”

(Note: being on this bus myself, and close to the legal definition of sober, your humble writer confirmed that the vehicle was indeed in motion.)

Captain Asshat returned to his seat and proceed to grumble, tap his foot, stare at his watch, and make short, pissy phonecalls the rest of the ride. More proof that a suit and tie bring class to the look, but not necessarily the wearer.

So, Mister Too Cheap To Take A Taxi, we salute you!

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