While Bah-stun folks seem too smug for their own good, those Red Sox fans are a tad more subtle than some… Check out this gem:

City of Destiny..?
Really, City. Of. Fucking. Destiny. ?.

I’m thinking of an ODB album title here, and I sure don’t mean Brooklyn Zoo (which, by the way, is not slang for certain areas along the Q train).

This doesn’t sound like the title one wins in any sort of fair contest, not unless their brother is governor of a swing state. I don’t believe Napoleon was born there, nor was Alexander the Great, and the Kraftmatic Adjustable Wang Harness factory has moved to an undisclosed location just a stone’s throw from Guantanamo. So what makes this place so special?

-and if they’re quite so Barney Badass, why do they make this declaration on such a small sign? Does it count if they’re timid about being bold?

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