Overheard in a clothing store:

This does come in double-extra-large, correct?

-and before anyone asks, yes, this was a fellow fatmans. Oh yeh. This ranked right up there with the guy in the cookie shop who told the cashier, “I just want the most bang for my buck.” Not quite King of the Fat Mans, though, like the people on the metro who take up both seats.

Speaking of Fat Mans Shopping, what’s the deal with pant sizes lately? It’s as though manufacturers have something against people whose height outstrips their girth.

I realize the average American is overweight these days; but we can’t all be short and fat! What about tall and fat? For fuck’s sake…

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