Lads,
I recently overheard a statement that’s inspired a new entry in the rotating slogan bar:
don’t worry, there won’t be any dry-humping
That’s quite a promise! All Americans should express such a sentiment. Scores of teenagers waste time with an activity so close to the real thing that it’s a shame they don’t cross the finish line.
Everyone, everyone, let’s make dry-humping a thing of the past.
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August 3rd, 2005 at 19:31:05
I”ve had dry-heaves. is that something similar?
Damn, I really could go for some taco bell tonight.
August 4th, 2005 at 20:12:31
Taco Bell will certainly make sure you don’t heave anything dry… not at either end.