By now you’ve noticed the bright red bar above the categories. What gives?

The US is still sorting out which candidates will go head-to-head in the November presidential elections. Whether you vote red, blue, or mauve, you can still be certain of one thing:

Well, it’s about everyone came ’round to our way of thinking! We’ve been anti-bush since day one. Hence the strict “Shavers Only” policy.

Why not celebrate this event with the nation? On January 20, 2009 — that’s inauguration day for you luddites — the lardy, lengthy lads of Bait’n'Switch invite you to follow Washington and lose your bush. Clippers, razor, weed-wacker, whatever it takes, just mow it out of the way and experience life without bush! We bet you’ll start to feel all light and fresh and fancy-free in no time…

-and lest you feel left out, this is open to laydeez of any nationality. Because, let’s face it: right now, the entire world looks forward to being bush-free.

NOTE: Sorry, ladies, Legal has informed us that you may not send us photos. But don’t despair, While we can’t personally appreciate your handiwork, we’ll know, and we’ll be smiling along with you.

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