Well, check out Gateway.com.
This has to be biggest group of balllickers ever to come out of Texas (and given the current climate in these parts, that’s saying a whole fucking lot).
I have a choice if I want to receive my laptop back:
1. Pay $650 for them to replace the motherboard of a 11-month old computer
or
2. Pay $150 for them to return it to me without repair.
Extortion.
Worst.
Fucking.
Company.
Ever.
Wonder if IBM, Dell or Sony are interested in making a sale….
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November 30th, 2004 at 10:14:40
Not that it matters, but is Gateway out of Texas? Hell, it might as well be, what with all the other shit that state has produced the last few years.
November 30th, 2004 at 19:05:14
Sounds like Gateway needs a taste of the ODB. Remember that album he put out a few years ago? Yeh.
Perhaps Gateway (and T-Mobile, and Sprint, and others) should petition IANA for a new top-level domain: .cnt.
The “u” is optional.
November 30th, 2004 at 19:10:08
By the way, I’ve taken the liberty of filing this post to the (newly-created) “Rant” category.
While the Manatee Awards may be few and far between, the Panatee Admonishments will outnumber party favors.
December 1st, 2004 at 07:06:58
I think the .cnt is a great domain level. Wankers.
December 1st, 2004 at 08:00:32
Speaking of wankers, could we get a .wnk domain level for quality porn?
December 1st, 2004 at 18:39:00
I’d recommend you for the approval board.
I mean, you couldn’t let just anyone register there, right?
December 2nd, 2004 at 09:29:36
I’d have to inspect all (female) models personally. You knew I’d say that.