Why, oh why, do obese motherfuckers (who can’t even grow a ponytail) insist on thinking they have lessons to share?

Ask this dildo.

Money quote telling you everthing you need to know:

If we’re to believe the author: Women have been throwing themselves at him since the book’s release. “Those dudes that think their woman just comes out to get a book signed are probably in for a rude awakening,” he confides. “As I’m hugging them they’re whispering right in my ear, so I’m loving it.”

What do they whisper? “Stuff like, ‘Can you write your number down?’ or ‘Where you gonna be after this?’ ” he says. “I mean, I would prefer something more sexual, but hey, that’ll do.”

Dude, you didn’t get offered punani, and you know it. You’re an offence to real writers who actually have something meaningful to say, other than “hey, look at me, I’m a moron with no home training.”

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