Sure, Girls Gone Wild mastermind and six-time Douchebag Of The Year winner Joe Francis wouldn’t be living up to expectations if reading about his antics didn’t make me want to wash my hands with bleach. But boy, has this guy set himself a precedent for 2008.

First, he offers Spitzer hooker Alexandra Ashley Farnsworth Higgenbottom Dupre a million bucks to get on the bus and encourage insecure sluts to bare their titties. Then he retracts the offer, realizing that years ago she already spent weeks on his drunk bus, playing lesbian and drinking beer out of plastic cups. So ha, no money for you, bitch: you signed the waiver! Until, um, her lawyer points out that she was only 17 at the time. Whoops!

Guys in shiny suits wearing backwards baseball caps! Wiggers with rimz on their F-350 and decals of Calvin pissing on Iraq! Abandon all ye hope: you are no match for the douchebaggery of Joe Francis.

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