Did I miss the memo?

Is it Tits-Out Month, and no one told me?

Everywhere I turn these days, some lass is trying to show off her cleavage. Whether she’s youngish or oldish, trim or chunky, goth or glam. Whether she’s got the goods or at least the gear to make it seem so… Everyone’s got the low-cut tops and they’re more than happy to lean over and so’s all the lads can confirm it’s real.

Don’t get me wrong. May you never mistake me for one who doesn’t appreciate aesthetics. -but it’s like when I see some lass wearing high heels and a miniskirt, waiting for a train on a cold winter’s day: thanks, but you really didn’t have to. I’d understand if you were to cover up.

Am I the only lad to have noticed this trend?

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