In light of my recent rant on new TSA carryon policies:

It has been brought to my attention that sexual lubricants are still permitted in your carryon baggage. That’s right: you don’t have to check your weekend bag for fear you’ll have to buy your astro-glide or K-Y at your destination.

Never mind those of us who will simply be thirsty at 30,000 feet. We will satiate our thirst with thoughts of getting our freak on once we land.

Kinda makes me wonder: did the strong lobbying body that is the Mile-High Club get involved? Yes, we understand the threat of terrorism; but have you ever experienced chapped coqq? -or does airport security provide a complimentary tube, for when they glove you?

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