So, a new CEO is sought at my current gig. Our manager reads us highlights from the promising candidates’ CVs.

Here are two gems from this morning:

• “X took over a company that was just starving for leadership.” - I hope he fed them.
• “With sweat, dreams, and a smile, I succeeded in my career.” - I really don’t know what to say about that!
• “My motto? Create an identity in the workforce. Create a product. Create heroes.”

Ok, now if you’ve ever seen an executive resume, you know it’s a short narrative. These people paid asswipe English majors to write this shit. I’m not sure which is worse - the probably cost of this bogroll - or the fact that my manager had a large, rubbery one while reading these to us!.

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