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Shall I make this check out to “please jack me?”

I don’t know whether to file this under Seen and Heard… or to create a whole new category named Nigga Please. *

Check it:

bank manager: (working with teller) Hmm… Yeh, all of our systems are really slow right now.

me: (having already handed over a not-too-small check** for deposit) Okay …

bank manager: You could leave the check with us, and we’ll deposit it after our systems come back .

me: Erm … I’ll just … wait here. Thanks.

(* For those uncultured twats who don’t get the reference, get some ODB for that azz.)

(** money from pimping, plus my welfare check)

UPDATE: I have created a new Nigga Please! category. This is its first post …

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