2005 is here, and it’s never too late to get started on those income taxes.
Here’s a hint for those of you who don’t exactly do a 9-to-5:
Illegal income, such as stolen or embezzled money, must be included in your gross income.
I couldn’t make this up: here’s a link to the original page on the IRS website.
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January 4th, 2005 at 10:21:18
Workin’ 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin’… Kind of hopeful of the IRS, isn’t it? That criminals will file tax returns AND report money they’ve stolen and embezzled? Or do you figure that’s just a phrase dropped in to make corporate accountants chuckle knowingly…
January 4th, 2005 at 15:47:13
:D