It’s getting to be that time of year, so it was no surprise to see the Mall Santas out in force. Why parents would pay good coin to prop their kid up on the lap of a stranger while a camera’s rolling, I don’t know. (Let’s be honest: change a couple of details and we’d have to call in the FBI.)
In addition to the price list and hours of operation, Santa’s sign included the following bullet points:
no limit on number of people in photo
no extra charge to sit on Santa’s lap
Riiiiiiight. Maybe I should call in the FBI anyway.
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December 13th, 2004 at 08:12:19
Perhaps you should call Michael Jackson? Or Maxi Priest?
December 13th, 2004 at 08:51:24
Santa’s got a candy cane in his pants just for the kiddies.
December 13th, 2004 at 10:16:10
and his candy cane features a code name. code name: stink llama