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Sit Your Kids On A Stranger

It’s getting to be that time of year, so it was no surprise to see the Mall Santas out in force. Why parents would pay good coin to prop their kid up on the lap of a stranger while a camera’s rolling, I don’t know. (Let’s be honest: change a couple of details and we’d have to call in the FBI.)

In addition to the price list and hours of operation, Santa’s sign included the following bullet points:

no limit on number of people in photo

no extra charge to sit on Santa’s lap

Riiiiiiight. Maybe I should call in the FBI anyway.

3 Responses to “Sit Your Kids On A Stranger”

  1. Dtrexxx Says:

    Perhaps you should call Michael Jackson? Or Maxi Priest?

  2. FatMans Says:

    Santa’s got a candy cane in his pants just for the kiddies.

  3. Dtrexxx Says:

    and his candy cane features a code name. code name: stink llama

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