There will be a meeting of the minds : T-Mobile, Gateway…. you’re all there!
I finally got my new desktop last night. I can enjoy porn, erm, CNN on a flat panel monitor now. Hurrah. Hurrah. Hurray for boobies!
It is one dank ass day here in my undisclosed location.
Oh well… hey, I found some Poilane bread here. Now that’s the shiznit!
13 Responses to “Pigfuckers of the world unite…”
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.
December 7th, 2004 at 21:18:28
Why bother checking out porn? Like you (or anyone else we know) even has time for a wank these days.
December 8th, 2004 at 07:50:31
Yeah, thanks to a douchebag industry, I now find myself with some unexpected work this week to finish.
December 8th, 2004 at 11:15:56
You don’t HAVE time for a wank, you MAKE time for one. It’s all about priorities.
December 8th, 2004 at 12:00:06
FatMans, in the words of Milli Vanilli… Girl you know it’s true.
Same goes for a wicked stanky BM.
December 8th, 2004 at 20:33:05
Priorities? Sir FatMans, wankin’ don’t pay the bills. If it did, there’d be millionaires everywhere.
(-and you know they’d still be doin’ it to the porn instead of trying to attract the lay-deez.)
December 9th, 2004 at 08:12:37
Porn don’t talk back like a turkey sandwich at midnight… or da laydeez.
Da stank.
December 9th, 2004 at 11:46:29
Wankin’ only pays da billz if you’re a gay porn star. So, everything considered, I’ll stick with my day job. Still have to sneak in a wank now and then, though. Just to stay in practice.
December 9th, 2004 at 14:00:25
I’m sure you getz all the practice. Hell, I’ve seen your IE cache. Fuck, I added to it.
December 9th, 2004 at 21:50:13
This explains why some guys call Alt-F4 “The Wife Key.”
That’s Command-W for you Mac addicts out there.
December 13th, 2004 at 08:45:59
The cache has since expanded further…
December 13th, 2004 at 10:23:41
Did you enjoy your porn?
December 13th, 2004 at 12:11:54
You know I always do. I’d like to think that it enjoyed me, too.
December 13th, 2004 at 13:00:10
Yes, unlike laydeez, it’s always ready to go and welcome your blubber.