B’n'S is back from hiatus! Once we were certain the election would be an affair among men, we decided to take a breather and have some summer fun. It’s not like there’s a war going on, right?

I took a road trip through flyover territory. (Gas is $4.50 a gallon but my white-collar ass can afford to juice up the Hummer for frivolous travel.) Man oh man are these people strange! You can tell from the billboards on the highway.

Exhibit 1, one of many religious-themed signs we saw in the Great American Heartland:

At least we think this was religious. I can’t tell if it proclaims the existence of that dude from the Bible, or if some other dude from the barrio is giving a shout-out to one of his homies (”hey ese, Jesús is réal, ya dig?”).

What am I thinking? Hispanics don’t live anywhere this ass-backwards. This sign is clearly a delclaration of faith.

When visiting a foreign land, it’s always good to partake in the local commerce:

Superstore, indeed! Buy it in bulk to save cash. Not like a ten-pack of butt plugs will ever go bad…

And as for this one:

Why does this advert target truckers? Do they have their own type of entertainment, Trucker Porn? and does it involve dumb lines about a a guy who “drives it home” or some lass who’s “getting a special delivery from a big rig?”

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