What’s with those lay-deez who go through the trouble of shaving their eyebrows … just to paint on some new ones? (-and usually in some ridiculous b-movie fashion, to boot.)

Do these same women … ahem … mow the lawn only to draw it back in? That shit gives me nightmares. Just imagine the horror: you get going with some chick, only to find she’s sporting Potemkin Pusswa. -and what if some of the color rubs off …? The lads in the locker room will surely see you’ve been banging a Painted Shaver. Oh, the horror …

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