That’s right, kids! We’re all about speed here at B’n'S… Lest you think I’ve been remiss in my duties, I’ve been hard at work on the site’s backend. Plowing the fields, so to speak. Churning away at unwanted comment spams to make the site meet your passionate cries of faster! faster!. Ya dig? Cos who are we to get in the way of your B’n'S dose?

And I must say, there’s nothing quite like ads for sex sites to remind me how well the internet brings like-minded perverts together. Why, until a few years ago, people who liked hard-core goat-on-goat action sat around thinking they were the only ones… now they have their own slang, and meetings, and wanted posters.

I’m hardly a prude, but I couldn’t believe some of the URLs I saw. Couldn’t even click for curiosity’s sake, lest I trigger some NSA alarm and get dragged off to Guantanomo for some “interrogation.” You know, the kind where the only question is, “you like that? Huh? You want somma that?”

No thanks.

So welcome to the faster Bait’n'Switch. Now I can get back to my duties of bigger, better and more.

Now where’s my wang harness?

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