“Well, I love that dirty water… Boston, you’re my home!” And not yours, asshole.  

If you’ve been to Boston, you know that this sentiment is pretty representative of the local citizenry’s warm welcome:

In fact, Bostonians have now devised a brilliant plan to keep people from even getting out of Logan Airport and into the city:

Even as we speak, there are “foreign” (as in, not with Mass plates) cars smacking into each other and driving around in circles in the Logan parking garage. Hey, bitches, you can’t outsmaht the self-proclaimed Smartest City on the Planet…

so don’t even try. And just stay home. We want the snow, ice, freezing temperatures, surface-of-the-moon roads, pasty women and unholy traffic snarls all to our selves, thank you very bloody much.

GO RED SOX!!! YANKEES SUCK!!!

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