Hello everyone! We’ve received quite a bit of referrals from search engines as of late, so it’s only right that we take a moment to welcome our new readers.

Thanks for dropping by Bait’n'Switch, or B’n'S for short. -not that we’re short, mind you . Criteria Number One for joining Team B’n'S is to be all kinds of large and in charge.

That’s how we got here. How did you get here? According to our sources, many of you arrive at our gate when trolling for some of the web’s dark (and moist) corners. Take this gem of a search term:

“PENIS SIZE AND ANAL SEX”

Well, if Google deems us suitable to lecture on this domain, so be it. Though we thought the answer was obvious:

Should you anticipate a little back-door action, pick the right key for your hole. You want something you can feel, but not something so large that you’ll feel it for the next week or two. (Think “tax time.” That’s bad.) So steer clear of Well-Hung Willy. -and Uncle Sam.

Wasn’t that easy? It’ll almost fit on a fortune cookie.

Next week: penis patches as a tax write-off

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