Charges Filed Against Man Who Led Foot Chase

HARWOOD HEIGHTS (CBS 2) Charges have been filed against a Crete man who led a police chase Wednesday evening that ended with him hiding in a golf pro shop.

This is my first indication that this is a white man.

He faces two misdemeanor charges of reckless conduct and unlawful use of a weapon because police found brass knuckles in Lykins’ pocket.

This is my second indication that this is a white man.

He also received citations for leaving the scene of an accident, driving on a suspended license, and driving in the wrong lane.

He even had a license? This is my third indication that this is a white man.

“The officer was pursuing the assailant on foot,” said witness Alice Rivera. “The assailant went through the country club and as the officer was chasing him, the officer collapsed.”

The suspect then made it to the pro shop where he waited for 15-30 minutes while golfers and workers were evacuated until he was discovered.

The officer remains hospitalized Thursday morning with back injuries.

This is proof positive that this cop was too fuckin’ fat to do his job. You know, other countries require a medical visit each year to make sure you’re apt to do your job (from a health point of view).

Sounds like it would be a good idea here too, except that some idiot American will cry “Discrimination!” as if it is some birthright we have to be corpulent, fat fucks.

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