I was out for a quiet stroll, when something colorful caught my eye. On the top of an over-filled trash can, I saw the remainders of a product wrapper:
Butt Plug:
With Triple-Ripple Action
Right…
People, people, people. I understand how you feel: you have the new toy, you want to use it now. I get the same way when I buy a new CD. But I’d like to think anything involving a butt plug would demand the utmost (”buttmost?”) discretion.
Second, um… triple-ripple action?
Do I even want to know?
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May 31st, 2005 at 09:01:38
Triple-ripple is a Ben and Jerry’s flavor, isn’t it? I always suspected those no-good hippies.