Hello Everyone,

Just a note from the management to let you all know that Bait’n'Switch hasn’t gone to that pie shop in the sky. We’ve been rather busy (with) beavers, preparing the first B’n'S movies. That’s right: not just one movie, but two. Cos we love you all that much.

The first is called Bait’n'Switch: Cockchaffers Unlimited. It’s a five-minute clip of some dude getting a hummer, but looped to fill up a full 90 minutes’ time. We know what guys want: no plot, just action, and a repeat of your favorite scenes. The ending won’t surprise anyone, but it’s still quite explosive.

The other movie is Bait’n'Switch: Ni**az Worldwide. This is the story of three lads who scour the world on their quest for the ultimate cheeseburger, only to find it right here in the good old U S of A. B’n'S:NW is a dose of patriotism when we need it most. Watch for cameos from Bill & Monica, that homeless dude down the street, and the late ODB (one of his albums inspired the movie’s title).

Our third movie will appear at the next Cannes festival. We can’t tell you what it’s about, just that it’s set in China during the infamous Han dynasty. Its working title is, Bait’n'Switch: Plentiful Pounding at the Pusswa Pagoda. We hope it wins the Palme d’Or, or at least the Poun d’Er.

So once we’re done with the post-production work on B’n'S:CU and B’n'S:NW, we can return to regular updates of the site.

Thanks for hanging with us, and we hope to see you in the theatres!

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