Heard an ad on the radio for toilet paper (bog roll for our mates across the way). The jingle included gems such as,

enough for every bear in the woods!

Riiiight. Bears don’t just shit in the woods, then?

happy cheeks are what it’s all about!

Technically, wouldn’t this be “happy cracks are what it’s all about? I mean, that’s TP’s designated target area.

-and can you imagine if this ad firm had used this jingle for a condom ad, instead…?

Boggles the mind.

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