I dunno, I tend to gobble, then squat a short while later.

Translation: “any lower and you’d have surprises.”

The surprise? I dunno, perhaps this wanker has an STD he’s trying to share for 29.99 Euro?

Every family has the resident racist. Just admit it. Whether it’s the cousin who uses the “N” word (but he’s not black), or the aunt who cracks not-so-funny jokes about bagels in WWII, or maybe the grandfather who faught in Korea and can’t stand Asian people of any kind…

Now you know where to plant them:

The shirt reads, “who will protect them?”

A man sees: “what’s their size?”

And this man says, they are certainly not:

Just ask George W. Bush. In this case, we have Nika Lauda, who was once relevant as a F1 pilot (race cars). He now owns and runs a low-cost airline. Did anyone happen to point out the state of the world economy and the number of flagship carries up shit creek? In any case, this dapper little drawing does not inspire me to flyniki.com.

That’s right, kids, the FatMans of Bait’n'Switch sometimes have nightmares that don’t involve Republicans or diet regimens.

The real nightmare here is that I didn’t have enough cream cheese to finish this one off. Dry bagels, like dry humping, are just bad news.

New law: No Stupid Vanity Plates.