Sing along, kids!

One of these things is not like the other …

One of these things is a few weeks behind …

(Original image, from today. Not Photoshopped aside from the watermark.)

RIP George Carlin.

I will use obscenities on live television in your honor.

… though I think only two of the original Seven Things You Can Never Say On Television are still forbidden.

It may be time to call Jigga - as seen in the next to images, I feel bad for you son, but I got 99 problems, but plagiarism is number one.

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Snoop, anything to say about this?

Otherwise, you might feel safer going to this church:

This is the ministry that ministers to the whole man; unfortunately, it doesn’t minister to our entire camera lens.

Even the ghetto has a private “members only” club:

Unfortunately, dues or membership must be so low that this is the only banner they can afford.

A picture is worth a thousand misspelled words:

How many can you count?

1. Cigaret
2. Beuaty
3. Deoderant

Fuck it, at least they got “bacon” right.

A day out cruisin’ wouldn’t be the same without the obligatory knobhead license plate game.

Here are today’s winners:

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For the latter, our lens missed the multiple Disney bumper stickers.

OK, seriously, wtf?