Ladies and gentlemen, take a listen:

(or as the ODB would say, “Bitchez, niggaz, put away yo pistols”)

Announcing a new friend in the “Sites We Like” section: Modern Drunkard.

Their name says it all. These folks know what we’re on about.

Check it out.

Seen in Paris by one of our many FatMans in the Street:

You might not like the French for whatever reason, but you’ve got to hand it to them for getting this right (just like they were about Iraq):

Now, I’d have called the Rock a douche, but, hey, something sounding like maxi-pad works fine for me.

Instead of cheesecake, they offer these strange lollipops as dessert …

Rings: not just for fingers anymore!

I suppose this is where one gets a diamond hoo-ha?

(-and if you don’t already own the latest Supergrass, you’d better get your ass to … Europe, cos finding it stateside will be a bitch.)