Seriously….what’s happening here? Is this woman puking up Spaghetti-O meatballs? Being assailed by miniature asteroids? That, plus the use of the word "savory" to describe this product makes me want to…

them foreigners just don’t do a goddamn lick of research, do they? If only I had a picture of a sign I saw every day in Italy, proclaiming the worth of an anti-aging cream: "TOP MODEL? NO, BIOSCALIN RETARD!"

Getting a parking spot is pretty tough around here. I’ll take the risk.

All from the supermarket down the street here in suburban Boston:

Generally, I prefer the artificial kind…but it’s hard to believe that this little packet could have wiped out 250,000 people. There should really be a warning label or something…

Yes, that’s right; it contains “twigs.” As well as some of your good friends, if we’re to believe the name

Well, now, who among us lads doesn’t like to have bizzy balls? I’m not sure about giving them to the cat to play with, though. When I said that I wanted some “pussy” for my bizzy balls, I wasn’t thinking quite that literally…

You would be, too, if you had a name like one of these:

Shavers only, please… or else

This was also the long-lost Marx brother’s first name

I guess David finally got tired of all that cutting

Do we really need a joke here?

Be my little baby… What a way to start the day…. a Rick Springfield fan…

Did someone get evicted? Forget to pay their beeper bill? Have an unfortunate meeting with the Mafia? No, it’s a hillbilly garage sale! Yee hah!

Instead of buying a silly looking car, this person may have done well to take some French lessons. There’s no way of knowing if the title fits, but if you have to advertise it….