While Bah-stun folks seem too smug for their own good, those Red Sox fans are a tad more subtle than some… Check out this gem:

City of Destiny..?
Really, City. Of. Fucking. Destiny. ?.

I’m thinking of an ODB album title here, and I sure don’t mean Brooklyn Zoo (which, by the way, is not slang for certain areas along the Q train).

This doesn’t sound like the title one wins in any sort of fair contest, not unless their brother is governor of a swing state. I don’t believe Napoleon was born there, nor was Alexander the Great, and the Kraftmatic Adjustable Wang Harness factory has moved to an undisclosed location just a stone’s throw from Guantanamo. So what makes this place so special?

-and if they’re quite so Barney Badass, why do they make this declaration on such a small sign? Does it count if they’re timid about being bold?

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And I must say, there’s nothing quite like ads for sex sites to remind me how well the internet brings like-minded perverts together. Why, until a few years ago, people who liked hard-core goat-on-goat action sat around thinking they were the only ones… now they have their own slang, and meetings, and wanted posters.

I’m hardly a prude, but I couldn’t believe some of the URLs I saw. Couldn’t even click for curiosity’s sake, lest I trigger some NSA alarm and get dragged off to Guantanomo for some “interrogation.” You know, the kind where the only question is, “you like that? Huh? You want somma that?”

No thanks.

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Now where’s my wang harness?

Now, folks, as an atheist, I like to think that I have my bases covered. Eternal salvation shall be mine in Little Dicker, England. In the meantime, I’ve got to deal with these assholes at the Westboro Baptist Church. How else can you refer to someone who associated with a church that uses the following web address?

Now, as a man of little faith, I’ve still got to believe that your God probably hates low-IQed morons like this even more.

Oh yeah,by the way, Jesus was a communist, not a republican.

By the way, John Gibson of Fox is also a twat. What does he have to say on the recent death of Heath Ledger?

Fox News’ John Gibson on Jan. 22 opened his radio show with funeral music and mocked a signature line from “Brokeback,” saying, “Well, he found out how to quit you.” (When Gibson was contacted to explain his comments, he declined.)

Yeah, well, I can explain his comments - he’s an asshole, too!

“Well, I love that dirty water… Boston, you’re my home!” And not yours, asshole.  

If you’ve been to Boston, you know that this sentiment is pretty representative of the local citizenry’s warm welcome:

In fact, Bostonians have now devised a brilliant plan to keep people from even getting out of Logan Airport and into the city:

Even as we speak, there are “foreign” (as in, not with Mass plates) cars smacking into each other and driving around in circles in the Logan parking garage. Hey, bitches, you can’t outsmaht the self-proclaimed Smartest City on the Planet…

so don’t even try. And just stay home. We want the snow, ice, freezing temperatures, surface-of-the-moon roads, pasty women and unholy traffic snarls all to our selves, thank you very bloody much.

GO RED SOX!!! YANKEES SUCK!!!

I’m not sure if this comes out clearly in the image, but I recently found myself behind a minivan tha was offering me stools and more.