Sure, I’ll let you sniff it… but I gotta sit down first.

Did I miss the memo?

Is it Tits-Out Month, and no one told me?

Everywhere I turn these days, some lass is trying to show off her cleavage. Whether she’s youngish or oldish, trim or chunky, goth or glam. Whether she’s got the goods or at least the gear to make it seem so… Everyone’s got the low-cut tops and they’re more than happy to lean over and so’s all the lads can confirm it’s real.

Don’t get me wrong. May you never mistake me for one who doesn’t appreciate aesthetics. -but it’s like when I see some lass wearing high heels and a miniskirt, waiting for a train on a cold winter’s day: thanks, but you really didn’t have to. I’d understand if you were to cover up.

Am I the only lad to have noticed this trend?

Let the people decide!

I, the Draw Ambassador, propose two new categories of posts:

• Twattery
• Utter twattery

Look at this total nunce. Bait’N'Switch is offering a competition to the first person who can tell us if this is Axel Rose or Mick Hucknall of Simply Red.

Intersting spam seems to be the taste of this holiday season.

Take your Award - Mr. Smallest thing 2006 :))

It only gets better from there:

I

don’t care why your prick is so small, but 83% of women do.

That number is suspect. I think it’s G-Dub’s disapproval rating. Where is your survey data, please?

They are pretty sure that bigger schlong will make their desire stronger.

Really? Time to put that to the test. Grab your preferred laydee and pose a brief opinion pole — er, poll:

Honey, I know you’re not at all in the mood… but what if I were suddenly sporting a giant redwood? You know, something I could use to knock out a couple of walls? Do you think your reaction would be:

C: “move, it’s blocking the TV and I’m watching my Lifetime Movie of the Week!”

Let us know. We’ll post survey results … one of these days.

It’s been a while since I’ve posted any spam. It’s not for a lack of material. Nay, my spam filter is not unlike a sheepskin scabbard, if you know what I mean… but the bits that get through have been of poor quality. Stock scam this, horny teenagers that…

Some days, though, I get spam that makes me want to turn off the filter and feast heartily on what comes through. Today is one of those days.

And I quote:

“My dick is so big, it’s a tax write-off.”
“My dick is so big, it has a horizon.”
“My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.”

Aye.

For a moment, there, I thought it was a message I had sent to meself.