overheard (woman to man):

“if you want some of this, you’d better get on it”

Overheard:

“If my tongue’s not good enough, nothing is.”

Overheard in a store:

“Wow! His hand’s going all the way up!”

Quite scientific, it is. So much that I could study it for hours.

Maybe make it my screensaver:

Shock Absorber - Bounce-o-Meter Bra Simulator