Porn Star Names, volume XMXCLV:

“The name’s Saucy. Saucy McMuff.”

Gentlemen, I present to you: ass hats

Scroll about halfway down the post.

Bloody hell, she even uses the phrase, “Ass Haberdasher.”

Methinks “The Haberdasshery” would be a fine name for a fine film.

That’s a rugby match on TV, after all

Overheard in a grocery store’s produce department:

Mommy, what are apples made of?

No, not from a barber shop.

I suspect they aren’t talking dental work, either…