I somehow suspect this and ho luck are related; I just can’t tell how.

Someone has noted that, wherever there’s MLK Drive, there’s violence.

I had the pleasure of touring Seattle’s MLK Drive (on MLK Day, no less) and noted no violence. Not even that sense of calm-before-the-violence. Quite peaceful.

What about the rest of the B’n'S crew? Can anyone confirm this rumour in your respective towns and travels?

Inspired by thoughts of amazing laydees.

I don’t share nearly enough of my spam these days. Maybe it’s cos there’s only so many jokes one can make about penis enlargement scams. -I mean, spams. Cos I’ve never tried one that went horribly awry. So you’ve no need to ask.

This one, though, caught my eye today:

Be fix of balls flightless

Flightless balls? Hopefully not when the rest of you is flying. Imagine the horror: you land at Heathrow (never Gatwick!), ready for some lady action, only to discover that you left the manliness back at home. Damn. A vacation without balls, that’s a vacation spent hanging out in tropical-themed bars sipping overpowered fruit drinks, bitching to your mates about window treatments.

Airlines sometimes ask me to put mine in with the checked baggage — they hardly fit in the overhead bins, ya dig? — but then they get “lost.” You see the co-pilot (always the co-pilot, hmmm) walking away with them. Gets a real sheepish grin on his face when he’s busted. “Oh, sorry, mate, I thought these was mine.”

Yeh, right.

Fucker.

Maybe he knows this guy? They’d form a helluva team.

Cave-dwellers aside, we’ve all seen it: those “related items” links on store websites. They’re supposed to point to items that are somehow related or similar to whatever you’re looking at.

Well, Wal-Mart’s website drew a connection between various black leaders and… erm… “Planet of the Apes.”

“Wal-Mart takes another misstep down the slippery slope of race” (link)

“Wal-Mart Web site links ‘Planet of Apes,’ MLK” (link)

I think Wal-Mart gets the Great American Fuck-Up award.

It’s one thing to add some racing stripes or jazz up the engine.

It’s quite another story to literally give your truck some balls:

Matching balls, too. Wow.