in Grand Prairie, Texas (and, no, I don’t have a photo):

“I’d rather be cummin’ than strokin’”

Um, I sort of thought they went together.

there’s more to love at…

Overweight date!

Now, you may be wondering how your friend the Fat Mans knows about this site for chunky love. A drunken google search? Nah? A porn search gone horribly wrong? Nope. In fact, overweightdate.com is your sponsor for Boston Bruins hockey on WBZ 1030 radio!! She ain’t wearin’ goalie pads…

Seen on a hotel door, in lieu of an official sign:

Xain Xedong.

Headline: Al Gore: Bush must be probed

Sounds like a good idea to me!

I prefer shavers, but…

1/ who’s this “Martin” dude?

2/ who are these mysterious “SBC Girls”?

3/ If Martin’s such a stud, why does he only merit a fiver??