Three words, my friends:

Kung Fu Cockfighter

-and for those of you who need a hint, this is what we like to call, “NSFW” — not safe for work. -nor for wives, for that matter…

Overheard:

If you wanna prevent that, you should go lotion up.

No comments here. Sometimes you just let the quote speak for itself.

They should form a strategic partnership with these guys, or maybe these other guys.

-and I know who I want driving the delivery van.

Who knew you could get paid to do this sort of thing?

So, think he’ll buy another Dodge truck?