Archive: August, 2005
Similar to which came first, the chicken or the egg, I proffer:
In the summertime, which side of a lady’s pantee smells worse at 6pm in Chicago hear: the front or the rear?
Sometimes, just let da quote do the talkin’ (ed: perhaps we need a new category like “stupid shit” or “why i was emigrate”.
FRESNO, California (AP) — An 11-year-old girl who threw a rock at a boy during a water balloon fight escaped jail time Wednesday on a felony assault with a deadly weapon charge after lawyers worked out a deal in the emotionally charged case.
One curry too many?

