Perhaps you lads have heard the one about the credit card processing company? It was hacked, and Visa gave it the heave-ho.

Well, the little card processing company has something to say about that.

“If they decide to move forward, they will put us out of business.”
John M. Perry, CardSystems Solutions

Hmm… termination in response to incompetence? Sounds like a good start.

If they could follow up with a swift kick to the cajones, that would be even better.

My ass had o’bannon for 24 hours straight after that meal, dude.

Hey, we have rats too where I come from!

You’ve lost your crown as the nation’s rat capital.

Express bus to Funkytown, perhaps?

What, blind people don’t go past the eigth floor?