It has come to the attention of the management that some of you fine folks browse Bait’n'Switch from work.

Stop that!

What did you think you were doing, surfing a site that talks about butt hair on chicks and porn site names while on the company computer?

It is for that reason we’ve added a new entry to the rotating slogan bar:

(that’s “Not Safe For Work,” for you luddites.)

I was out for a quiet stroll, when something colorful caught my eye. On the top of an over-filled trash can, I saw the remainders of a product wrapper:

Butt Plug:
With Triple-Ripple Action

Right…

People, people, people. I understand how you feel: you have the new toy, you want to use it now. I get the same way when I buy a new CD. But I’d like to think anything involving a butt plug would demand the utmost (”buttmost?”) discretion.

Second, um… triple-ripple action?

Do I even want to know?

Charges Filed Against Man Who Led Foot Chase

HARWOOD HEIGHTS (CBS 2) Charges have been filed against a Crete man who led a police chase Wednesday evening that ended with him hiding in a golf pro shop.

This is my first indication that this is a white man.

He faces two misdemeanor charges of reckless conduct and unlawful use of a weapon because police found brass knuckles in Lykins’ pocket.

This is my second indication that this is a white man.

He also received citations for leaving the scene of an accident, driving on a suspended license, and driving in the wrong lane.

He even had a license? This is my third indication that this is a white man.

“The officer was pursuing the assailant on foot,” said witness Alice Rivera. “The assailant went through the country club and as the officer was chasing him, the officer collapsed.”

The suspect then made it to the pro shop where he waited for 15-30 minutes while golfers and workers were evacuated until he was discovered.

The officer remains hospitalized Thursday morning with back injuries.

This is proof positive that this cop was too fuckin’ fat to do his job. You know, other countries require a medical visit each year to make sure you’re apt to do your job (from a health point of view).

Sounds like it would be a good idea here too, except that some idiot American will cry “Discrimination!” as if it is some birthright we have to be corpulent, fat fucks.

Overheard on a bus:

“That’s a nice bumper sticker: Hugs, not drugs. Yeh, hugs are better.”

Then you, my dear, have not tried the right drugs. Ask any musician.

Today, I made my first BM of the day at 13:55:04 EST. It felt good. I looked similar to the geezer in the Shavers Only graphic at the top of the page.

Hey Kids,

adding to our list of reasons for delays, the B’n'S crew is moving offices:

We felt this location better fit our views on life and coqq size.

Ok, I was recently down in Florida where I saw a top stree name:

Duhme street

I would have taken a picture of it, however, I had my super-sized beverage (hey, it’s my American birthright) in me hands and couldn’t do anything else, let alone continue driving.