Gentlemen of BaitNSwitch,

we have our logo:

This embodies the spirit of BaitNSwitch like nothing else.

Note, this image christens the new images category.

There are no words for this beauty. And it’s in my fridge.

Makes your penis hard. Won’t make you handsome! — Then what’s the point? Any jackass can get an erection; sharing it with the hot lay-deez requires good looks and then some.

Last longer in bed — I could stand to sleep in a little, yeh

Don’t let age deter you from great sex! — “Lack of money” and “no good looks” trump “age” every time

Cialis: Anytime, Anywhere. Be Ready. — What is this, the boy scout pill?

Cure premature ejaculation — give it a “primer run”

indescribable fogging — your average fatmans after a grec or Taco Bell

D-trexx here up in that pantee like you knew I would.

Sorry it’s been slow, but we’re considering the next iteration of B ‘n’ S and we’ve been dealing with slimy fuck spammers.

Peace out.

Gentle B’n'S Readers:

In a recent post, I questioned exactly how two adults could get it on in an airplane loo.

Well, if they’ve been flying in a Boeing 767, it’s certainly possible.

Hell, this place was the size of a Manhattan studio. Enough room for three people and a camera.

I approve.

Heard an ad on the radio for toilet paper (bog roll for our mates across the way). The jingle included gems such as,

enough for every bear in the woods!

Riiiight. Bears don’t just shit in the woods, then?

happy cheeks are what it’s all about!

Technically, wouldn’t this be “happy cracks are what it’s all about? I mean, that’s TP’s designated target area.

-and can you imagine if this ad firm had used this jingle for a condom ad, instead…?

Boggles the mind.