When your B ‘n S post is interrupted (coitus interruptus) by some wank website opened by your music cd. Remember? It’s the one that assumes you’re stealing their shit, so you have to listen to it on your PC using some non-standard, proprietary media player.

Yeah……

Jazzzz…nice…..

One Super-Size Too Many:

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Scarily enough, I’d wager this scene had no effect on business.

When you see a homeless guy with a sign, ask yourself this:

where did he get the marker?

Cardboard’s plentiful, but I don’t exactly see Sharpies being easy to find in the open dumpster market.

I usually get terms like “July” or “winter.”

Let’s hope I never have a use for this one.

It’s got a million names: “the poop shoot.” “The brown eye.” “Winking brown stink star.”

Gentlemen, may I present to you, “Beef Whistle.”

btw, Penny Arcade in general rocks the casbah.

As in, What Would Jared Do?

Found in a Quizno’s eatery:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. acrab

acrab will be lending his unique talents to baitnswitch; we hope his usual smart arse demeanor will translate into more posts on b n s.

Enjoy!

Le Big Coqq