Now that’s a new name for it:

Does anybody know anything about this band? I like the first song I’ve heard (Apply Some Pressure, currently in heavy play in MTV2) well enough. Anybody heard other stuff or bothered to visit a web site?

Saturday morning, the Cocks were up early. We made a trip to someplace in the Val d’Oise, otherwise known as the middle of fucking nowhere, to play a team called the Barbarians. The Cocks were wet and frankly sloppy in the first half as a steady rain fell on a muddy pitch. But, the Cocks stiffened as the Barbarians tried to punch in a try, and the score at half time was 0-0. In the second half, with the wind at our backs, the Cocks rose to the occasion and penetrated the Barbarians’ defense repeatedly, poking in three tries and proving rock-hard on defense. The Barbarians slipped in a try 10 minutes before time, but the Cocks stayed solid on defense came away as winners, 3 tries to 1.

There Cocks will be out of action until the middle of March. Next week, I’ll abandon being a Cock for one weekend in order to play a match with the super sympa Paris Japanese Rugby Football Club. Sayonara.

This brotha be making a quiche this afternoon, and it is some hard shit.

Before any of you haters say different, I don’t by my “pâte” at the grocery store, this bitch makes his own. Damn, this is some hard shit.

The weekly spam roundup:

Winter Special - Buy 1 and Get 1! — doesn’t sound like quite such a deal

Looking for not expensive high-quality software? We might have just what you need. — Linux?

Need some gift ideas for Valentines Day? How about getting that ’special someone’ a High-Quality replica Rolex watch? — sure, nothing says “I’m a cheap fuck” quite like fake bling

Develop another 3 inches — can I spray this between airline seats?

We Are the Best Pzimmerle — that’s fantastic, but what’s a Pzimmerle? Can I buy it at Bamzu?

Today has just been a total bag of shite day. Strike that, this day has been a total pue fuck of a week.

The windows in my office don’t open. Right now, I wish they did. Should I take it as a sign that the two people who work in this office with me have just scurried off to meetings?