Well, I was thinking of an Amazon order tonight, but…

Would you touch a chick who used this nonsense?

That’s right: pubic stencils.

Quote rom the description: Yes that’s right a pubic stencil because there’s nothing worse than an asymmetrical trim. As easy as it sounds just follow the stencil?s guide and make even your private zone a little more fashionable.

This inspired the latest entry to the rolling slogan bar in the top right:
We couldn’t make this shit up if we tried.

As always, separating the wheat from the chaff… Here’s my favorite spam from the past week:

now I am a new man — sex changes work wonders

HATE condoms, but need to stay safe? — stay away from dem skank hos

Download bridget jones movie — having successfully avoided it in theatres and as an in-flight movie, I’ll be damned if I’m seeing it now!

the glittering golden box — oh no, pal. I swore off blondes a long time ago. Nothing but trouble. More maintenance than an old foreign car.

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before — “Babe, I’m going into porno!”

congratulations to subscribers who played our last winner — if they got played, they aren’t really winners

Reach 100,000 people every month. — only 100,000? Sounds like kind of a lame porn site.

1-4 extra inches makes a massive difference — I’ll say. Ever spent 9+ hours in coach?

If you need a sign, it’s too late.

It is not often that Le Big Coqq comes before you, but now it is a must.

Motherfucker bots have spammed and I have farted.

I hope never to see pigfucks like Texas Hold’em anymore.

That is all.

Given all the spam we post on this site, it only seemed fitting to make it easy to find (or avoid).

That said, please welcome the new Spam Category.

I’ve updated some old posts to recategorize them. Man, there are some real gems out there… especially in December.

So, fellow B’n'S lads, what’s your favorite post thus far?

This spam keeps getting more and more personal:

blowmydick@{domain deleted}
Hello motherfuckers! :)

Not quite as bad as this little gem from the past, but still bad…

I was not a Cock last weekend. I played a match with the toujours sympa Paris Japanese Rugby Football Club. We played a team called Elan from the non-descript suburb of Chevilly, south of Paris. We lost (the PJRFC has never won a match), but we played very well against a very strong opponent and even managed to punch in a fine try at the end of the match. In fact, we did well to keep the score at 4 tries to 1 vs. a team that would have troubled even the Cocks at their stiffest. In the second half, in fact, the teams scored one try each. Credit to our friends from Chevilly — they played a clean match with no cheating and no cheap shots. The Japanese are good players. If they played together more often (one match every two or three months isn’t enough), they would start to score some victories… well, and if a few of the guys could gain about 50 pounds each, as we’re a little lacking in FatMans power.

Of course, the best part of the match was the “third half,” which involved a large party in Elan’s clubhouse with beer, white wine, and huge platters of sushi, much of which was prepared by hand by rather servile Japanese wives. (These are the same women who come RUNNING onto the pitch every time a whistle blows, offering us water and/or oranges. They’re also the ones who emit a high-pitched squealing sound — something they seem to consider cheering — every time we touch the ball. Our opponents are always entertained by that.) The party turned out to be a solid cross-cultural exchange, as more than a few French players from Elan ditched their saucissons and cheese in favor of sushi and rice balls. The Japanese truly know how to entertain. It was a fine way to start the weekend.