Being a FatMans, it’s a rare day that I’m shocked by sightings in a grocery store. My trips across the pond have made me witness to such offerings as petes du noun treats, tete de negre biscuits, and even the occasional negre en chemise ice cream sundae.
Imagine my surprise, then, when I noticed cracker stackers in a local grocer’s refrigerated section. Yes, in the USA, Land of the Uptight. How did this pass? How many marketeers lost their jobs? (Did this company even do any market research?) -and exactly how are the, erm, crackers being stacked? Is this some sort of gangsta-rap album? (Likely, no, as that would be called Cracka Stackas.) If so, just imagine the album titles…
Really, this must have been inspired by that scene in Men At Work. You know, “Well lookee here, somebody done thrown away a perfectly good white boy…”
